Swaggity Swog This Is My Blog

inferencing:

i hope im one of those kids who turns hot after high school and then everybody regrets not hooking up with me

ifwefallonemoretime:

theorginalmiddlechild:

helenas-hood:

Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”

Soda just spewed out my nose

THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST

therealbarbielifts:

fuffylove:

qoyqoyi:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

this gives me hope.

if there is one person on the planet you should trust when it comes to books it’s Matilda

queen

pastar0ni:

IS THIS SOME KIND OF SICK JOKE

pastar0ni:

IS THIS SOME KIND OF SICK JOKE

sageoftenpaths:

B. Y. E

sageoftenpaths:

B. Y. E

grvnge5sauce:

Michael is gonna be the dad that goes “Don’t tell mom”

assholes-and-elbowss:

hiddleswiggles:

That’s good service.

Shit son that’s a 6 star hotel

incompetentantagonist:

*shots fucking fired*

incompetentantagonist:

*shots fucking fired*

calums-a-monkey:

hemmogram:

ashtonspankme:

AHSONC JSUR DMME D ME YOU FFUYS

can we take a moment to appreciate how he probably thought the first reply was a bit too straight up and maybe a bit rude and decided to add a heart IM SO SAD RIGHT NOW

Can we also appreciate how adorable that fans messages were to him we usually see the fams dm them sexual or rumerous questions

calums-a-monkey:

hemmogram:

ashtonspankme:

AHSONC JSUR DMME D ME YOU FFUYS

can we take a moment to appreciate how he probably thought the first reply was a bit too straight up and maybe a bit rude and decided to add a heart IM SO SAD RIGHT NOW

Can we also appreciate how adorable that fans messages were to him we usually see the fams dm them sexual or rumerous questions