i hope im one of those kids who turns hot after high school and then everybody regrets not hooking up with me
Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”
Soda just spewed out my nose
THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST
apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.
this gives me hope.
if there is one person on the planet you should trust when it comes to books it’s Matilda
IS THIS SOME KIND OF SICK JOKE
B. Y. E
Michael is gonna be the dad that goes “Don’t tell mom”
*shots fucking fired*
AHSONC JSUR DMME D ME YOU FFUYS
can we take a moment to appreciate how he probably thought the first reply was a bit too straight up and maybe a bit rude and decided to add a heart IM SO SAD RIGHT NOW
Can we also appreciate how adorable that fans messages were to him we usually see the fams dm them sexual or rumerous questions